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Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:58:50 -0400

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:43:32 -0400

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:42:44 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” (via tealeafprincess)

lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:39:44 -0400

Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
Regentville, Australia (NSW)
Cupertino, USA
Chesapeake, USA
Hogwarts, Middle Earth
London, UK
Singapore
Azores, Portugal
Indianapolis, USA
Akron OH, USA
Toronto, Canada
Pittsburgh, USA
Hobart, Australia
Manila,Philippines
Caloocan, Philippines
Ravenna, Italy
Nashville, TN, USA
Hong Kong
Kėdainiai, Lithuania
Parañaque, Philippines
Burlington NC, USA
Redding CA, USA
Kansas City, USA
Liverpool, UK
Oldenburg, Germany
Pinneberg, Germany
Göppingen, Germany
Hamburg, Germany
Jakarta, Indonesia
Vancouver, Canada
Kobe, Japan

The illegible comments on returned essays and collections

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:24 -0400

essaycrisis:

marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:59:15 -0400

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

ianthe: crazysexyfierce: militaryfit-bombshell: ianthe: here...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:08 -0400

ianthe:

crazysexyfierce:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ianthe:

here is a thing

I like this

This is BRILLIANT

okay this got 5,000 notes in a day this is gonna be a long summer

oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:52:00 -0400

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:26 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

amychalk: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:10 -0400

amychalk:

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:26:48 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:32 -0400

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:21 -0400

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

drenchedinlove: POSTING NUDES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT. POSTING PROVOCATIVE IMAGES DOES...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:55 -0400

drenchedinlove:

POSTING NUDES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.

POSTING PROVOCATIVE IMAGES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.

POSTING SKIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.

POSTING SEXUAL IMAGES OF YOURSELF DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.

YOU CAN RESPECT YOUR BODY AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT AND SHARE IT WITH WHOMEVER YOU WISH, AND THAT IS NOT A BAD THING.

littletallbird: flip-freak: Perspectivas nonononononono no

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:40:56 -0400

littletallbird:

flip-freak:

Perspectivas

nonononononono no

neil-gaiman: mercurialme: I knew y’all would have a gif set of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:36:30 -0400

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

9gag: Fight Club

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:02:17 -0400

9gag:

Fight Club

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:05:12 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:43:10 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

sassygayalexkralie: hooperbay: i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom yeah its called all...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:26:35 -0400

sassygayalexkralie:

hooperbay:

i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom

yeah its called all of europe