May 2013
88 posts
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems:...
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
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Chesapeake, USA
Hogwarts, Middle Earth
London, UK
Singapore
Azores, Portugal
Indianapolis, USA
Akron OH, USA
Toronto, Canada
Pittsburgh, USA
Hobart, Australia
Manila,Philippines
Caloocan, Philippines
Ravenna, Italy
Nashville, TN, USA
Hong Kong
Kėdainiai, Lithuania
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Oldenburg, Germany
Pinneberg, Germany
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Jakarta, Indonesia
Vancouver, Canada
Kobe, Japan
The illegible comments on returned essays and...
essaycrisis:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
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oohtheyhavenibbles:
bonesbuckleup:
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
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teenwhoops:
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
drenchedinlove:
POSTING NUDES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.
POSTING PROVOCATIVE IMAGES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.
POSTING SKIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.
POSTING SEXUAL IMAGES OF YOURSELF DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT.
YOU CAN RESPECT YOUR BODY AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT AND SHARE IT WITH WHOMEVER YOU WISH, AND THAT IS NOT A BAD THING.
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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.
A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.
No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
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sassygayalexkralie:
hooperbay:
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
capitalvice:
ruffaloon:
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
littletipoftheshoelace:
theaspiringauthor:
pipjustice:
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rileylife:
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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zillybooradley:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
i’m imagining ‘up to something’ as a sneaky thing like you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re pranking your school principal or you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence
the-missing-chapter:
napoleonbonerhard:
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
Says user napoleonbonerhard.
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the-missing-chapter:
Could someone be so kind as to explain to me when it’s acceptable to use the term ‘queer’? It’s still stuck in my head as a word that really shouldn’t be used, but I take it that it’s to be used to describe certain orientations (or variations of them?). I just don’t quite understand.
Help?
As I understand it (although I may be wrong) ‘queer’ is a term one can...
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congratuladrian:
hello please do this: drink a big glass of water and think about how important you are to the people in your life and then think about how in the years to come, you will meet many more people and you will become important to many more people. try to feel warm. then go to sleep. good night
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via aeferg)
Uh…. Did they even read the book? O.o
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
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Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run:
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
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